You may have noticed how fucking BROKEN MY BED IS! 

FROM ALL OF THE CRAZY SEX I HAVE ALL THE TIME! 

Ok, no. It’s because apparently the lovely people at IKEA decided to make their bed frames out of pencil shavings and can’t take the weight of two 115 lb girls sitting on it at the same time to record a youtube video. 

I need a man in my life, not just to be able to break a bed like this, but also to help me fix it after. 

In any case, I sleep in a giant adult crib on the floor. Really grown up stuff. 

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