I slept through my alarm.
I was late to open the salon.
Paid 30 bucks to take a taxi.
Showed up in the same makeup from last night.
Same panties too.
I smell like vodka and moldy cheese.
I puked after I smelled a client’s coffee breath.
I look like a drowned rat.
It’s 4pm and I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk.

But I don’t regret one second of last night. That was the best time I’ve had in so long. Viva la bad decisions.

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