1. Just loaded a King Size bed + mattress into the back of a Ford Focus.

    With one Alan Key. I just Houdini’d the shit out of that car. Poor Focus never saw it coming. Then? BAM — More bedding than a Silverback Gorilla Pavillion in your ass. So proud. 

     
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