May 2012
66 posts
Too hard on the Eat Pussy diet. You aint never had it? You should fucking try...
– Tyga, Modern Shakespeare.
unfathomablyastounding asked: Have you ever been having sex and accidentally shook out what you knew was destined to be a hideous, oily fart that would discolor the wallpaper? And you guess you have like five seconds before it makes its way up to your faces? What do you do? What is the protocol there?
Ask me some things!
I’m marginally more likely to answer because I’m bored and drunk!
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April 2012
45 posts
Serious Question.
Thinking of getting a work Visa to go to Australia for a year. Where should I go? I need some life experience, some new inspiration and sweet sweet sunshine.