May 2012
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April 2012
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Serious Question.
Thinking of getting a work Visa to go to Australia for a year. Where should I go? I need some life experience, some new inspiration and sweet sweet sunshine. 
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me because i am...
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maureenemcee asked: what is your typical diet? so curious!
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Update #2
Fig Newton’s still in the Hospital. Going to see him this afternoon, but if he hasn’t eaten he won’t be allowed to go home with me. My tummy has been hurting so much for him. I honestly have sympathy pains. 
Apr 15th
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Update
Figgy’s going in for surgery. Holding my breath.
Apr 13th
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Sad news
Just when I thought today couldn’t get any worse, I found out that Fig Newton is terribly sick and may need surgery. Everyone please keep him in your thoughts today :’(
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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WatchWatch
believethemic: The Cool Kids, LRG and the dudes from Workaholics link up for a video. 
Apr 12th
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Coming Down
From my vacation high. I feel like my heart is exploding. I’m anxious for no reason. I knew coming back to reality would suck goat anus, but I didn’t think I would feel physically ill with heartbreak. I know I should probably use this energy to write. The best things come out of my brain when I’m restless. Alas, I think I’m going to get dressed up real purdy and go out for...
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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I'm Baaaaaaacccckkkkk
Miss me?  Pictures coming soon. Leaving my phone at home was the best decision I’ve made in a long time. I blocked out the whole world. I left a large part of myself here in Toronto, and I don’t know if I can ever get it back. This trip changed me. It was so wonderful I feel like my vocabulary isn’t good enough to describe it. 
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Monday you say?
HEY MONDAY! SUCK MY FAT VEINY DICK! I’M NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY! AND I’M NOT GOING TOMORROW EITHER. IN FACT I HATE YOU SO MUCH I’M NOT GOING TO WORK NEXT MONDAY EITHER! FUCK YOU IN YOUR FLOPPY LITTLE DEMON MOUTH WITH A HAMMER!  Actually, I leave for Cuba tomorrow. That means no tumb1r, no twitter, no phone and no rules starting tomorrow morning. The next Monday I have to...
Apr 2nd
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Working on an article this afternoon, so I wanted...
Marriage Mad Lib Dear Mr. and Mrs. Gucci Mane Big-Tittied Meat Elf, Will you let me Fuck your Mouth Hole? Ever since I have laid Balls on What’s-Her-Face, I have fallen madly in Drunk with her. I wish that she will be the Dog of my Venereal Diseases and that someday we will Cheat happily ever after. I have a French Teacher as a Hooker that pays $12.50 each month. I promise to...
Apr 1st
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