At the beginning of the song Lotus Flower Bomb Wale says “I wanna enjoy the luxury of, like, not knowing eachother for real” and for some reason it resonated with me. Aren’t people so fucking amazing when you don’t know them yet? That I’m-going-to-puke-from-anticipation feeling, the intrigue, the build up, the horrible sinking in your stomach when you don’t...
Got my MTV script tonight. Shooting tomorrow. I have diarrhea.
Text convo with my BFF
Me: I flashed an H&M employee today. I asked her if she thought I could alter this bathing suit top and pinched the back and it flew off. Him: Hahahaha that’s the best thing I’ve heard all week. Me: She just looked at me with hate in her eyes and said “it happens all the time”… Him: It takes a special kind of person to be able to swallow Human Centipede:...
slashleen asked: Why are you such a whore?