"Do You Like Phil Collins?
I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of...
If you are a living, breathing, shitting human being over the age of 10 you’ve probably been through at least one (or lots if you’re a common whore). Maybe you’ve been through one bad enough to fuck you up for the rest of your life; One that leaves you drowning in Merlot with Elliott Smith on repeat on a no-sunlight sleep schedule, surfing Craigslist for “casual...
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