November 2011
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lasangrellama:
“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It’s a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn’t be one of them.” - Dream for an Insomniac
Best pickup line ever?
Him: You need to come hangout with us more. You’re awesome!
Me: Thanks.
Him: How can I get ahold of you? Do you have Facebook?
Me: No.
Him: I have, like, 600 friends on Facebook.
Me: Are you trying to hit on me, or did you just manipulate that entire conversation just to tell me how many Facebook friends you have?
Anonymous asked: You're from Canada?!?
Anonymous asked: Roses are red, Violets are blue. You're stuck in my head, Im falling for you. You can't deny your gorgeous skin complexion. One look at your eyes and all I see is perfection. You are enough to make angels drop their jaws. Because in you they see not one flaw. With lips so smooth and a smile so perfect. I would die for you and know it's worth it. I think your beautiful and nothing...
Anonymous asked: What would be your idea of an ideal life?
“Heavy metal is what happens when a group of people with competitively disgusting...”
– Dylan Moran
gottagowiththedevilyouknow asked: What three writers or comedians inspire you the most?
Axe me tings.
Q&A now in session. Ask away, my pretties.
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Mystery Solved.
So last night I decided to make cupcakes for everyone at work for a little pre-holiday cheer. Brownie points for me, pink, sparkly french vanilla goodness for everyone else. And you know what I decided would be a wonderful mix while baking said goodness? An entire bottle of red wine.
After falling down the stairs and ruining my knee cap I limped back up to the kitchen to “clean”. I...
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