October 2010
98 posts
September 2010
30 posts
A Fox Tale
A few weeks ago I decided to jump on the online shopping bandwagon, but I realized fairly quickly I’m not like other women. I had no idea where to start.
“Accessories!” I thought. Sounded like a safe place to start. I began to look through pages upon pages of rings, scarves and necklaces. (Who the fuck would pay $700 for a ring shaped like a panther?!) It was all pretty useless...
My grandfather just died. I don’t know how to feel. I think I’m just in shock right now. But he’s where I got my sense of humour. I’m really going to miss him. The veteran. The comedian. World’s greatest host. Rest in peace, Grandpa John (1922-2010)
Red Right Ankle
For some reason as soon as it starts getting colder out I feel like listening to the Decemberists on repeat. Crisp mornings like this is make the lyrics feel like they hold more truth.
“This is the story of the boys who loved you/ Who loved you now and loved you then./Some were sweet and some were cold and snuffed you/ Some just laid around in bed/
Some had crumbled you straight to your...
48 hours
Still no cigarette.
Everything looks meaner.
Voices sound shriller.
Cute things look steadily less cute.
I could probably shoot a toddler in the face right now.
Not even for a cigarette. I’d do it for free.
I’m not trying to be poetic.
The short sentences calm me.
Plain air fucking blows.
Thank GOD Tumblr is back up! I was beginning to think I could totally live without another “Look-at-me” social networking site.
Being ignored by Kevin Spacey is way better than being paid attention to by...
– Kieran Meyn
Four nights without sleep slowly crept up on me and finally, today, kicked me in the head like an abusive step-dad. I couldn’t even get through dinner. I got home from work and more or less reenacted the death scene from Land Before Time. My mother came up to snort fire at me around 7pm to see if I was awake- I wasn’t. She told me I had missed a few phone calls and that I should check...
Nicole- “So how was the bar last night?” Me- “I went to the bar last night?” Me (after going to the bathroom)-“Why is there sauce all over my face?” Conrad- You made a makeshift ‘burrito’ using a Taco shell and a can of spaghetti. Thanks Vodka! Thanks so much!