December 2010
112 posts
SEND DRUNK GIRL STORIES TO
kathleensiobhan@live.com or to my ask hole.
I need your help!
Writing a big piece on drunk girls. Not right now, because I am at work, but I’ve been working on it for a few weeks and last night I came to a stand still. I’ve compiled some of my own pet peeves and pop culture references and now I need some of yours. Anything would help — a little story, something or someone totally insane, or some of your own biggest piss-offs. Gimme some...
Anonymous asked: Im Confused. can you help me?
Theres this guy I like, he's pretty nice to me and he goes to my school.
to be honest, we met on facebook.
our school has this rule that no guy and girl should talk, and we're seperated except in the recess time. so we have no other choise but meeting guys on facebook.
anyways, we talk a lot, we talk sometimes in school. but we...
Theres this guy I like, he's pretty nice to me and he goes to my school.
to be honest, we met on facebook.
our school has this rule that no guy and girl should talk, and we're seperated except in the recess time. so we have no other choise but meeting guys on facebook.
anyways, we talk a lot, we talk sometimes in school. but we...
danielagustin asked: Do any of your family members read your twitter/tumblr? If so, what do they think about your particular brand of humor? Do they get it?
ps. youre probably one of the most consistently amusing people on the internet.
ps. youre probably one of the most consistently amusing people on the internet.
danielagustin asked: Do any of your family members read your twitter/tumblr? If so, what do they think about your particular brand of humor? Do they get it?
ps. youre probably one of the most consistently amusing people on the internet.
ps. youre probably one of the most consistently amusing people on the internet.
Anonymous asked: Im Confused. can you help me?
Theres this guy I like, he's pretty nice to me and he goes to my school.
to be honest, we met on facebook.
our school has this rule that no guy and girl should talk, and we're seperated except in the recess time. so we have no other choise but meeting guys on facebook.
anyways, we talk a lot, we talk sometimes in school. but we...
Theres this guy I like, he's pretty nice to me and he goes to my school.
to be honest, we met on facebook.
our school has this rule that no guy and girl should talk, and we're seperated except in the recess time. so we have no other choise but meeting guys on facebook.
anyways, we talk a lot, we talk sometimes in school. but we...
Guess who just scored tickets to Boyz II Men?
I’m seriously making a mess of myself right now.
Poor Horse? Poor Me!
**A True Story**
I switched schools in twelfth grade. Needless to say, I was desperate to make friends. I felt especially out of place because this was Catholic school and I grew up in an Atheist household. Nothing like being open-minded and observant to make you stand out among Catholics.
I spent a lot of time alone finding lame excuses to strike up conversation with classmates. As the second...
Reasons why I love @parker287
Not only is he sensitive and insanely funny in person, has he been calling me on the daily as of late. We help each other with writing, talk about real life and our problems, but most of all we make fun of each other. He just DM’d me to tell me he liked my period hair and my avatar was “cool”. I said thanks and that it’s typical of women who just get out of a relationship....
the-sethuation asked: I'm pretty sure the girl I have been seeing has been sneaking twinkies behind my back after I told her she fat and demanded her to get on a diet. I like her, but I want to make sure I can control her eating before she gets fatter and we move on further. What is the best way to install a hidden camera?
the-sethuation asked: I'm pretty sure the girl I have been seeing has been sneaking twinkies behind my back after I told her she fat and demanded her to get on a diet. I like her, but I want to make sure I can control her eating before she gets fatter and we move on further. What is the best way to install a hidden camera?
jacobnikos-deactivated20121127 asked: RE: Red hair.
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
Anonymous asked: How many tattoos do you have, what are they, where are they, etc?
--Rirruto in Texas
--Rirruto in Texas
Anonymous asked: How many tattoos do you have, what are they, where are they, etc?
--Rirruto in Texas
--Rirruto in Texas
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Fuck you Cold&Flu!
I’m drinking Orange juice mixed with Grapefruit juice mixed with Cranberry juice as if it’s a magic potion that will prevent me from getting sick this winter. My brain will believe anything I tell it. What an idiot!
GET IT TOGETHER KATHLEEN!
Why the fuck am I not studying for my exam? Because I am an asshole, that’s why.
Also, you are all particularly interesting tonight.
Why yes, I think I would like to browse pictures of your cat instead of securing my future in Sports marketing and PR. How adorable!
Anonymous asked: I wish I hadn't unfollowed you. I'm a coward.
Anonymous asked: I wish I hadn't unfollowed you. I'm a coward.
jeffdowning asked: You have 24 hours to live. What do you do?
jeffdowning asked: You have 24 hours to live. What do you do?
jacobnikos-deactivated20121127 asked: If there was ever a fantasy creature in literature or myth that you could have as a pet, which one would it be?
jacobnikos-deactivated20121127 asked: If there was ever a fantasy creature in literature or myth that you could have as a pet, which one would it be?
jacobnikos-deactivated20121127 asked: Aside from the apparent nude body, is there anything else that you'd find erotic? Thought, idea, inanimate object, action etc.
downsindrum asked:
Describe Canada for the rest of the ignorant and curious Americans… Is it true that Unicorns run wild out there and the amount of fast food that we ingest actually prevents us from seeing them?
This is difficult. Canada is more like the states than a lot of Americans think. We have our trailer parks, fast food and dumb-as-bricks hipsters. We’re also like...
jacobnikos-deactivated20121127 asked: Aside from the apparent nude body, is there anything else that you'd find erotic? Thought, idea, inanimate object, action etc.
Anonymous asked: In October you wrote:
"I’ve given up drinking.
Until Christmas, at least.
And all the money I would have spend on alcohol will go into savings.
And time I would spend at the bar will be spent at the gym.
I’m confident this won’t be too difficult, but wish me luck just in case."
Did you stick to this plan? If...
"I’ve given up drinking.
Until Christmas, at least.
And all the money I would have spend on alcohol will go into savings.
And time I would spend at the bar will be spent at the gym.
I’m confident this won’t be too difficult, but wish me luck just in case."
Did you stick to this plan? If...
Anonymous asked: In October you wrote:
"I’ve given up drinking.
Until Christmas, at least.
And all the money I would have spend on alcohol will go into savings.
And time I would spend at the bar will be spent at the gym.
I’m confident this won’t be too difficult, but wish me luck just in case."
Did you stick to this plan? If...
"I’ve given up drinking.
Until Christmas, at least.
And all the money I would have spend on alcohol will go into savings.
And time I would spend at the bar will be spent at the gym.
I’m confident this won’t be too difficult, but wish me luck just in case."
Did you stick to this plan? If...
Anonymous asked: What sort of surgery did you have? Did it involve breasts?
Anonymous asked: Not having to do with school grades, would you consider yourself "book smart"? Do you like to learn things that have no relevance to your life? Do you ever go out of your way to learn things on your own?