15 4 / 2014

foxgrl:

where i belong

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15 4 / 2014

On my way to steal yo man like

On my way to steal yo man like

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14 4 / 2014

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14 4 / 2014

almostvictor asked: What happened to Fig Newton?

He is actually my mum’s dog. He was my little homie when I lived with my parents after my first hip surgery. I moved out 2 and a half years ago, but I still see him all the time. He is Rosy’s uncle and best buddy. 

14 4 / 2014

Sometimes I don’t even think she’s real. I have the cutest puppy in the world. 

Sometimes I don’t even think she’s real. I have the cutest puppy in the world. 

14 4 / 2014

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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10 4 / 2014

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

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07 4 / 2014

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06 4 / 2014

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05 4 / 2014

pleatedjeans:

[available here]

My dreams have come true

04 4 / 2014

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03 4 / 2014

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

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03 4 / 2014

Never settle for somebody who makes you feel guilty for wanting. The right person should jump at the chance to give you what you desire emotionally, physically and sexually. 

Don’t be with someone who calls you names. If you are going to fight, fight fair. A person who verbally cuts at you does so because they are not on your level intellectually. 

Avoid someone who makes it about them. Selfishness takes many forms, but refusing to acknowledge your feelings by turning the focus on to themselves is master manipulation. Your feelings are valid because you have them in the first place. The right person will want to feel them with you.

Choose someone who moves mountains. Anyone can promise you the universe, but your soulmate will attempt to bring it to you. Actions are so fucking important.

Stay away from people who bring up the past too much. Every single day is an opportunity to create and shape yourself into something new. The past is irrelevant and everybody’s got something they’re not proud of. 

02 4 / 2014

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01 4 / 2014

giday:
If you insist

giday:

If you insist

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