04 12 / 2013
I am getting out of debt, but instead of feeling proud of myself for working hard and being responsible, I feel drained, broke, discouraged, and hopeless. I can’t even fucking exhale without Canada student loans sticking their cold, gnarled fingers up my butthole.
I went to spin class last night and today it feels like someone took a baseball bat to my vagina. I have a very pointy ass bones and that seat may as well have been made of concrete.
That being said, I am going to the gym again tonight. All my friends are exercise equipment. I wish I was kidding.
Someone please come drink red wine and watch Home Alone 2 and tell me I’m not a total piece of shit. I need it.
03 12 / 2013
I’ve been addicted to working out before. I used to work at a salon across the street from a gym and that resulted in 2 workouts a day, 6 days a week. I couldn’t get enough. When I quit that job I went through fitness withdraw.
My new apartment is 200 meters from a giant gym AND it has a gym in it. That is so tight I could pee my pants. Is it bad I’ve been fantasizing about it all morning? Gently sliding my fingers over the speed/incline buttons… Heavy breathing… Sweating through my bra… Just over 4 hours and I’ll be all up inside it. Hot damn!
28 11 / 2013
-I am having the kind of day where I contemplate changing my name and buying a one way ticket to anywhere and never looking back.
-Then I remember I’ve actually done that once before, and it didn’t work out.
-I started taking Biotin to help my hair grow in faster and healthier, and I started to notice my appetite growing to that of a fucking African Elephant. I was eating like a 16 year old boy and had the breakouts to prove it. According to the almighty internet, that’s the only real side effect of Biotin. You can’t be fit and have great hair.
-I can’t do work today because things.
-English Breakfast Tea with Chocolate Almond Milk is the yummiest thing in the universe. It is saving my life right now.
-I texted my mum because I was lonely and she’s not even texting me back.
-I get to puppysit Fig Newton while my parents are in Hawaii and I am more excited about it than Christmas.